Tumblr (3.0; @yahtzeequotes)http://yahtzeequotes.tumblr.com/<embed src="http://cdn2.themis-media.com/media/global/movies/player/flowplayer.commercial-3.2.7.swf" flashvars="config=http://www.themis-media.com/videos/config/3780-c885169d7a330e63b594f310037c88c3.js%3Fplayer_version%3D2.5%26embed%3D1" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" quality="high" bgcolor="#000000" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" pluginspage="http://www.adobe.com/go/getflashplayer" width="400" height="240" wmode="opaque"></embed><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://akakym.tumblr.com/post/13591876777/i-fucking-love-this-guy">akakym</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I fucking love this guy</p> </blockquote>http://yahtzeequotes.tumblr.com/post/13600164853http://yahtzeequotes.tumblr.com/post/13600164853Thu, 01 Dec 2011 20:35:39 +0000far-too-lazy<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luljj4Wivp1r46vtso1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luljj4Wivp1r46vtso2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luljj4Wivp1r46vtso3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luljj4Wivp1r46vtso4_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p>“I’m not a fanboy-” Yes you are “-but you might have judged Brawl a bit harashly. Nintendo made it so the players could have fun mercilessly beating the ever-loving cr-” -blerghberdardar. Why am I reminded of the theist cop-out argument ‘God moves in mysterious ways’?</p>http://yahtzeequotes.tumblr.com/post/12733543589http://yahtzeequotes.tumblr.com/post/12733543589Sun, 13 Nov 2011 11:21:03 +0000Zero PunctuationNintendoSuper smash brawlbrawlyahtzeefanboyscynicismgodfar-too-lazy<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lulj0veKgD1r46vtso1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lulj0veKgD1r46vtso2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p>“You suck, SUCK, at reviewing video games. How can you even call them reviews without a score”… <br/>You want a number? How about 4? As in four-ck you!</p>http://yahtzeequotes.tumblr.com/post/12733353548http://yahtzeequotes.tumblr.com/post/12733353548Sun, 13 Nov 2011 11:10:07 +0000Zero punctuationyahtzeegamingreviewsfanboysFUCK YOUfar-too-lazy<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lulift2EYt1r46vtso1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lulift2EYt1r46vtso2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lulift2EYt1r46vtso3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p>Do you want to hear something totally unbelievable? Some people say they have difficulty telling whether I recommend a game or not! I know, what morons… So in the name of keeping things nice and clear for you touchy sods, let me be as unambiguous as possible: Mindjack is FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING BAD BAD BAD BAD, DON’T DON’T DON’T DON’T PLAY IT.</p>http://yahtzeequotes.tumblr.com/post/12733130920http://yahtzeequotes.tumblr.com/post/12733130920Sun, 13 Nov 2011 10:57:29 +0000Zero Punctuationgamingmindjackps3playstationYahtzeeoverused profanityfar-too-lazy<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltsld7Zoik1r46vtso1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltsld7Zoik1r46vtso2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltsld7Zoik1r46vtso3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltsld7Zoik1r46vtso4_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><span>A good way to blow your cover is to randomly stab innocent civilians, and trust me when I say that forcing yourself not to do so is a lot harder than it sounds. Those wacky, fun-loving lepers have this hilarious tendency to shove you with all their retard strength and send you flying ye olde mosh-pit style, which I feel makes me well within my rights to lamp them one; but then everyone turns against you because apparently it’s not as funny when YOU do it. And then there are the beggar women who latch on to you like a lamprey eel and constantly run in front of you whining for coins in a manner scientifically designed to get on my tits. Then I give them a gentle, discouraging knuckle sandwich</span><span> and they run off yelling like I’M the asshole. It hits particularly close to home for me, because this is pretty much how </span><em>all</em><span> my relationships turn out.</span></p>http://yahtzeequotes.tumblr.com/post/12042309048http://yahtzeequotes.tumblr.com/post/12042309048Fri, 28 Oct 2011 21:10:19 +0100Zero PunctuationYahtzeeAssassin's CreedEscapistFUCKING LEPERSfar-too-lazy<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltqk7dbRZe1r46vtso1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>But as the disbelieving friend said to the inventor of the faeces powered helicopter, “This shit will not fly!”</p>http://yahtzeequotes.tumblr.com/post/11996130333http://yahtzeequotes.tumblr.com/post/11996130333Thu, 27 Oct 2011 18:50:01 +0100Zero PunctuationLeft 4 deadMarioEscapistfar-too-lazy<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltqjxeZdcS1r46vtso1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>About all I could figure out to do was how to punch things, so I punched some flowers. Yeah, eat that, flowers! And you too, patch of dirt! Ooh, now I can pick up the dirt and rearrange it in places: I’m going to make a little pile and put the flower on top like a mysterious Spanish gentleman…</p>http://yahtzeequotes.tumblr.com/post/11995966440http://yahtzeequotes.tumblr.com/post/11995966440Thu, 27 Oct 2011 18:44:01 +0100Zero PunctuationYahtzeeMinecraftMojangEscapistfar-too-lazy<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lt7jzbzA5w1r46vtso1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>As the exasperated Chinese zookeeper said to the last male panda in the world, fuck that!</p>http://yahtzeequotes.tumblr.com/post/11568028236http://yahtzeequotes.tumblr.com/post/11568028236Mon, 17 Oct 2011 12:30:47 +0100yahtzeeZero Punctuationhalo warsfuck thathungryeyas<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lt7jtwkFdJ1r46vtso1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>BULL. FUCKING. SHIT.</p>http://yahtzeequotes.tumblr.com/post/11567979950http://yahtzeequotes.tumblr.com/post/11567979950Mon, 17 Oct 2011 12:27:32 +0100yahtzeeZero Punctuationhalo warswhat arbitrary sillinessbull-fucking-shithungryeyas<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lt7iwctPGR1r46vtso1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://yahtzeequotes.tumblr.com/post/11567678028http://yahtzeequotes.tumblr.com/post/11567678028Mon, 17 Oct 2011 12:07:23 +0100Kane &amp; Lynch 2: Dog DaysyahtzeeZero Punctuationhungryeyas<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lt6u1xZ2v71r46vtso1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Pissing blimey, there’s jam coming out of the walls!</p>http://yahtzeequotes.tumblr.com/post/11555501717http://yahtzeequotes.tumblr.com/post/11555501717Mon, 17 Oct 2011 03:10:44 +0100yahtzeeZero Punctuationamnesia: dark descentjamhungryeyas<p><a href="http://yahtzeequotes.tumblr.com/ask"><a href="http://yahtzeequotes.tumblr.com/ask">http://yahtzeequotes.tumblr.com/ask</a></a></p>http://yahtzeequotes.tumblr.com/post/11284219921http://yahtzeequotes.tumblr.com/post/11284219921Mon, 10 Oct 2011 20:51:14 +0100hungryeyas<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsv8ebRFJB1r46vtso1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://yahtzeequotes.tumblr.com/post/11284146069http://yahtzeequotes.tumblr.com/post/11284146069Mon, 10 Oct 2011 20:49:23 +0100pc gamingZero punctuationyahtzeeescapistconsole gamingfar-too-lazy<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsv7omQNcH1r46vtso1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://yahtzeequotes.tumblr.com/post/11283510286http://yahtzeequotes.tumblr.com/post/11283510286Mon, 10 Oct 2011 20:33:58 +0100Zero Punctuationyahtzeesarcasmfar-too-lazy<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsg52wi2Nc1r46vtso1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://yahtzeequotes.tumblr.com/post/10937648463http://yahtzeequotes.tumblr.com/post/10937648463Sun, 02 Oct 2011 17:13:00 +0100yahtzeezero punctuationfar-too-lazy